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Mar 20

Last Week’s Trip: Impressions

Posted on Wednesday, March 20, 2013 in Explanations and Excuses, Games and Gaming, Ramblings

I just got back from a trip I used to make more regularly - to New York City, home of one of my alma maters and the place I lived for a chunk of the 1990s.

This time I also went to Connecticut (I went to Connecticut last time I visited New York as well, back in November, but I didn’t write about it for some reason) to see some friends that I’ve made through gaming: the “Fantastic” family, Josh Look, Bernie Frick, Jeff Luce, Michael Fralish, Peter “Tootsie” Putnam, Al and Shellie Rose, and Zev “Z-man” Schlesinger.

A lot happened. Many games got played, many beers and bottles of liquor and cups of coffee got drunk, many good times were had. Josh Look killed six or seven banshees with his car. Strangely, though, as I sat down and decided what to write about regarding last week’s excursion, I came up with the following three things. These aren’t game session accounts, or tales of drunken bawdiness, or even shout outs to people I met and will only see when I head up north again. But these are the things I’ve been thinking about now that I’m home.

New York’s Lack of Color

Isn’t New York supposed to be one of the most fashionable cities in the world? If so, then what’s with the decades old INSISTENCE on wearing black from head to toe? Did I wear that much black when I lived there?

It’s been many, many years since I lived in New York City, and recently quite a length of time passed between visits. At the same time, I’ve added color to my wardrobe - specifically different shades of blue, gray, and green, which are colors that look good on me (as does black). When I got out of my cab near Times Square last Wednesday, wearing my subdued but definitely blue sweater, my blue jeans, and my light blue shirt, I must have stood out. Around me was a sea of black, punctuated only occasionally by people who dared wear something else. Sure, their cuts and fabrics and weaves were fashionable and modern. But everything was black. And unlike every other time I visited New York, and unlike the years I lived there, I noticed. In other towns across our great nation, they say again and again that X and Y are the “new black.” Apparently, no one told New York.

Now, I like New York as a city much more than I like Atlanta, but now I have to say that at least Atlanta has people dressed in all the colors of the rainbow. And I rather like the variety.

The Cigarette Generation

We were sitting on the couch in Matt Loter’s mom’s house on Thursday when Matt made an off-handed comment. I’ll paraphrase: “Man, the generation before us - everybody smoked. Now, even though people smoke, it’s NOTHING like they did before.” For some reason, that struck me.

He’s right, you know. When I think about how many people I know who smoked when I was a kid, it’s overwhelming. No one thought anything of it, even when it came out about how bad smoking was for you. People just shrugged and said, “Quitting smoking is more difficult than the crap I’m going to go through because I smoke, so fuck it.”

Really! That’s what they said! More or less.

I see my generation as the one that did the most quitting. I never smoked, but I had a lot of peers who did. MOST of them don’t any more, and the ones who still do really are saying “Fuck it.” But I’d be willing to lay hard money on the probability that if they have kids, they will ACTIVELY discourage their kids from taking up the habit. Way I see it, it’s only a matter of time before cigarette smoking becomes a novelty pastime. The rules are finally in place to control it, and even people who smoke admit that the drawbacks are steadily outweighing the benefits. (And what are the benefits, anyway? The euphoria? The perception of coolness?)

Insult Humor

When you get a bunch of us together over alcohol and games, smack talk will occur. I am a proud talker of much smack, and that includes pointing out the foibles in someone’s gaming skill (ask my friend Jay Elgin about his math). This past week, much smack talk occurred, and we laughed good-naturedly at it. BUT, as Josh and I were tooling around post-gaming on both Friday and Saturday, we were laughing even more - without resorting to insulting anyone. What we were laughing at was just a silly bunch of non sequiturs and absurdist observations, but they had us giggling like little boys looking at their first girlie magazine.

Now, by insult, I mean latching onto something genuine about a person - something about the way he looks, or acts - and milking it for its humor. Insult humor can be funny, but I think it takes a special way of doing it to make it funny. Otherwise, it’s just… insulting.

There are people who are funny - they have comedic timing, a way of saying things, a certain something in their voice - which makes you smile when they tell you a story, or makes you laugh at yourself when they do even a shitty imitation of you. When those people make a joke, you laugh.

But let’s face it, there are also people who simply aren’t funny. When they tell you a “funny” story, you usually get bored after the second sentence. When they make a comment, you CAN help breaking into a smile. And when they employ insult humor, they really only succeed in insulting their subject.

I think it comes partially from the delivery, sure. But I think a big part of it comes from WHY the person is attempting humor in the first place. I’d be pulling your leg, or outright lying, if I told you there was not a narcissistic motive behind anybody who tries to make a joke. We ALL like it when people laugh at us (as long as we’re trying to make them laugh at us). But if you think belittling someone, and failing to respect that person at the same time, will lead to comedic success, well… you’re really no better than those kids who poked fun of the fat kid in fourth grade.

But if you actually like and respect the person you’re making fun of, it somehow comes across differently. You don’t come off as one-upping them. You don’t come off as a bully. The object of your ridicule may actually feel affection coming from you, and not derision. THAT’S when you know you’re doing it right.

Oh, and people laugh, too.

Even so, there are people - I could name THREE right now off the top of my head - who are WAY sensitive. As good-natured as your ribbing might be, they’re gonna take offense. Also, you have to be careful. If there’s a subject someone is sensitive about - her weight, his hairline, his height, the fact that she’s 40 and single - then it’s best to learn early what that subject is, and to avoid it. Find something else.

And if you come across an overly sensitive person, avoid THEM.

I don’t mean avoid making fun of them. I mean avoid them altogether.

Fuck those people.

In Sum

So, yeah. That’s what I came away with. Insults, cigarettes, and the color black.

Next time I go up, I think maybe I’ll come back and write about chimneys, salt and pepper shakers, and whether or not farting in elevators makes a good occupation.

Jul 25

I Am A Shitty Roommate, Part 3

Posted on Monday, July 25, 2011 in Explanations and Excuses, Ramblings

Apparently, the measles I had when I was a little kid were the German measles. The ones I got my sophomore year at college were the more common, eponymous strain.

Once again, people who lived near me wanted me to move out and go home - essentially to not infect them. But, like I said in the original post about all this - if I had, I’d have lost a chunk of my financial aid - and I needed my financial aid to stay in school. So my Resident Assistant held a meeting regarding me, wherein he promised on my behalf that I would stay away from everyone. I’d even wait and take my showers at three in the morning, when no one else was in the public bathroom. Except that guy who was always coming home from the bars at three in the morning….

My roommate Michael more or less moved out, and even after I’d gotten better, he didn’t move back in.

When I got a new roommate, it was Keifer Sims. And while I’m sure Keifer and I probably had a few run-ins, I don’t remember them. Seeing as how this is an article about how shitty of a roommate I am, I’m sure Keifer could tell you some whoppers about Will Kenyon. I’ll leave those to him, though.

Keifer was my last roommate before I became a Resident Assistant myself, and he was the only roommate I had for several years, other than my new girlfriend (and wife to be) Aida, my parents, and a brief run with my friends Jay Hall and David Carter - two months of drug- and alcohol-fueled euphoria where everything was so cheap and rose-colored and fleeting that we couldn’t HELP but get along.

Oh yeah. Somewhere in there, too, was my two weeks with Joey.

Then I moved to New York and started living in the 26th Street NYU dorm with Bong.

Bong was a great guy. He was native Korean, and his English sucked balls, and he wore his pants just below his neckline. But he was funny and generous and patient, and we got along as well as two guys from different ends of the Earth possibly could. He couldn’t pronounce my name - Bill - correctly, so he introduced me to his friends as Beer, and eventually we got to be known as Beer and Bong. I was fine with this, of course. Bong didn’t get it.

The trouble with Bong was that he was married. And his wife still lived in Korea. And every morning at about five a.m. he’d call her, and I would wake up to a whispered chattering in Korean. We shared a studio apartment, and I gotta tell you: at five a.m. Korean is an ugly, ugly language to listen to.

After Bong moved into an apartment with his friends, Sophana moved in with me. Sophana was Cambodian, and he had been an infant in the Cambodian Killing Fields. He was a fascinating person, and we got along famously - he even got me a job working as an English tutor for the U.N. But, then I became an R.A. again, and I had no roommate for the next year. 

And then came Scott and D. After getting my degree from NYU, I sort of fell into a job working for a midtown-Manhattan graphic design firm, but I flailed around for a couple of months looking for an affordable apartment, until D invited me and Scott to move in with him in his second floor walk-up in Astoria, Queens. For nine months, the three of us got along pretty well. We watched a lot of movies, played a lot of AD&D and Magic, and went to work and school.

I’m not gonna speculate on what was going on with D back then, and I think he’s gotten past it now, whatever it was, but slowly he withdrew from us. He’d sleep a lot, he’d bitch about all sorts of things kind of randomly, and he started just vegging in his room. And then I pulled a fast one on him and pretty much ended our relationship.

You see, when Scott and I first moved in, there was another guy in the process of moving out, and D claimed that he went into that guy’s room and stole a bunch of his stuff, stating that he didn’t think the guy would ever notice. Whether this was true or not, I can’t say (D might have been trying to impress us with his roguesmanship). Regardless, as the time drew nearer for me to decide whether I was gonna move out or not, I was starting to get a little paranoid.

I was getting married, and D and I had discussed the possibility of me taking over his lease. But then D started saying he didn’t think he could find another place in time and that he’d have to crash with me and Aida until he could. To a newlywed couple looking to start a life together in the Big City, having a roommate, any roommate, didn’t sound so appealing. Add to that D’s increasingly anti-social behavior and the fact that he wasn’t making ANY effort to find a place, and I started thinking I just needed to move out. But then I started thinking about the fact that D was home A LOT, while I wasn’t, and about how much valuable stuff I had.

I don’t know if it was the best decision, or the right one, but I made arrangements to move out - found an apartment in Brooklyn, rented a truck , etc. - and then I did so, without telling D that I was doing it. Needless to say, he was pissed. He probably still is. I’ll rail against the concept of pre-emptive strikes to my dying breath, but I am nonetheless guilty of one.

Since then, my only roommate’s been Aida and my kids. And while I may still be a shitty roommate, I can at least bask in the knowledge that they’re more or less stuck with me, as am I with them.

Jun 10

My Friend Will Levin, The New York Animator Guy

Posted on Wednesday, June 10, 2009 in Featured Friends of Will

 The Shabot 6000Years ago when I lived in New York, there was this guy I worked with named Will Levin. He was this shortish, very handsome, cuddly guy who made sly jokes and liked to draw and play 9-ball in his spare time. I don’t know if he still plays 9-ball, but I know he’s not really any taller, he’s still handsome and cuddly, he still makes jokes when I talk to him, and he’s parlayed his love for drawing into a successful animation career.

Check out his latest, a parody of one of last year’s best films, Wall-E,, made for the Ignite Film Festival.

I think the thing that really makes the short is the fact that everything is his voice - even the Peter Gabriel send-up in the credits.

And just so Will gets as much attention as possible, let me direct you to his various web sites, where you can see even MORE of his animation:

And yeah, he’s Jewish. NTTAWWT.